I am the Michael Jordan of massage, that is a bold statement, but keep reading.
Also, I wanna hear that you dont have any symptoms. My practice is meant to be about connection which is why you hire someone like me vs going into the Massage parlor, so in order to start that connection we have to chat about the services over the phone, and build some rapport then once you come in the initial awkwardness of first meeting someone is over and you feel like you know me more so you get more out of the experience, and from my end I don't want to commit my time to someone if they can't even confirm the appointment over the phone.